Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show... - FML

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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jku 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

Did he do it ninjastyle?

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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GreenDancingBear 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:06

I think its more of an fml for your brother... he's the one so excited about sushi pictures that he's up at 4 in the first place

celenamarie11 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:27

So, I went on my iPod and tried to open up an app. But it wasn't opening. Me being really stupid tried to see if others work, none opens so I had a huge freak out and my mom just says re download the app me being stubborn didn't listen, then I re downloaded it and it works FMl.

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:04

weird

Bitch_Unlimited 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:36

He was most likely drunk.

zebralover23 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:49

Hahahahh your brother is funny.

lisaaarrrggghhh 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:13

Your brothers on drugs LoL

nabila21 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:50

I H8 SIBLINGS!!!

emilywhite97 0

Friday 6 January 2012 2:23

Haha that was worth it? ;)

truthinlies 1

Friday 6 January 2012 16:55

I used to burst in to siblings rooms at 4 am to show them sushi but then I took an arrow to the knee

perry_sameh20 18

Friday 6 January 2012 19:35

your bro's hilarious LOL

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