Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show...

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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jku 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

Did he do it ninjastyle?

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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zequa 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:04

It's funny how the ad on my screen is about detective dee.

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:22

At least they weren't naked pictures...

angely_fml 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:43

Like a BOSS!

CoachBangWhore 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:51

Did that make you horny?

dudeman1212 22

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:32

Sushi ****? ... You sikko... -_-

Mealytitan 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:58

Well, maybe you should've been cool and left the house to get some sushi the night before.

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 3 January 2012 1:42

*adds to favourites*

deathbyfudge 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:09

That's pretty awesome

dudeman1212 22

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:31

Was he high?

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:42

The worst part being that you couldn't get sushi until at least 8am

GirlWithHair 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:52

Did he bring you some?

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