By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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Sierra_Rose_1 4

its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

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exil5 2

Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

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Fishfanatic 7

PLEASE OP, Look up the definition of MAMMAL. Then show this to your husband. Point out to him that human beings are mammals. This is because the female of the species, that means YOU, have MAMMARIES. That means **** . Mammals feed their young from their mammaries because that is where milk is produced. THAT IS WHAT BREASTS ARE FOR. Then send him to therapy immediately.

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theonlysweetpea 10

You're my first upvote.

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Harlequin073 6

Get that ass hole some help and maybe a bar of chocolate and a pack of tampons. Failing that, get the hell away from that sad excuse for a man. Taking milk away from a baby. What a sick ****

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uni9804 0

your husband is an idiot

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nurskari 4

Your husband has some very serious mental health issues. I don't he is fit to help you raise your son. He needs help.

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Taymah49 7

Punch that fool in the face

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punxroxr87 7

well u married him, and ur goin to tell me, u didnt kno he was this stupid wen u married, or even dated him. though he couldve ben sarcastic, though the way its worded im votin for town idiot

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srhshl 9

What would he do if you had a daughter? Claim you were both lesbians?

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