By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
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hockeyrocks39 0

Hopefully you weren't commando as well.

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DudeImBetter 0

35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.

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theSil 0

psst hey, your barn door is open...

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Bizenghastly 0

f op's life for not having friends who would take the initiative and drop a hint like this

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e2m2cent 0

the submarine has left the hanger :3

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LoveLife293 2

Fat AND stupid. congrats! *jk*

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CateXOX 0

Since you're jumping to conclusions, I'll go for it too. 31- From what your picture tells me, I can tell you're a girl of about 10 years old, who likes sparkly vampires, Disney, and of course gay little boys. You are about as emotionally mature as a taco, and about as knowledgable as a ballsack. That was fun, wasn't it? I love assuming offensive things.

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a_nutritionist 10

...im guessing the jk acronym doesnt mean anything to todays generation. unfortunately adding that nonsense means the best you can do is comment on how it was a shit joke, your rant about assumptions however was a waste of time and completely useless.

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atomicbaboon 0

hey 44, FYI, ballsacks are very intelligent. Einstein, Newton, and Jesus all came from them. therefore, they must have some intelligence themselves.

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

if you wanna lose weight exercise and eat foods that are good for you

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maidofawesome 0

So I'm guessing that means you haven't lost any weight?

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CateXOX 0

For crying out loud, if one more person jumps to conclusions about OP's weight, I'm going to scream. Losing weight is satisfying for most people, no matter how heavy they currently are. Even if OP is slightly overweight, they do not "deserve it for being a fatty lolol". You can't assume things like that, and it's not your place to judge.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Welcome to FML, where judging and assuming are official sports.

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nategillan 0

your prolly fat like OP.

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SmallTownCutie 0

^ You ARE PROBABLY an ass who can't spell.

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TheMonica 0

Buy pants a size or two bigger. Problem solved. I know people who actually do that so it looks like they have lost weight.

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mexicotoucher 7

Become a rapper. Then you can call yourself 'Big (insert name here)' and people will think you're "one flyass muthafucka"

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nikki9tails 3

I had a day like that! I was strutting along public transit I was feeling smexy I got home to see my was down lol it happens sorry to hear it wAs your day to fail

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nikki9tails 3

I had a day like that! I was strutting along public transit I was feeling smexy I got home to see my was down lol it happens sorry to hear it wAs your day to fail

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