Health: Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're... - FML

By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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treasa 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:32

That sucks. Something similar happened to me once. I was in my playset, showing one of the neighborhood kids how safe and not scary it was up on the upper level and in the covered slide, when I got attacked by a hive of wasps who had made their home up there.

faeglenn 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 8:26

hey everyone, latkematzoball has a gigantic stick up his butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy??

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AerBear115 15

Tuesday 26 November 2013 6:53

Where do you work? :) I'd love to know

SexyMexi21 23

Friday 29 August 2014 3:50

City Folks...

KarlTheLlamma 8

Thursday 9 October 2014 4:52

that's what you get for working with horses. My friend made me volunteer with some last week, so I made a deal with all my teachers that they'd give me A's for the year if the Horses killed me

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