Miscellaneous: Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's...

By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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By Ladieda - 28/05/2012 10:15 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By badbirthday - 16/03/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Slippin' up

By why - 14/03/2014 23:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

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By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

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incognito1520 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 2:57

You saw it. You can't unsee it.

emmingle 24

Sunday 26 May 2013 3:02

and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.

Comments

kittycat2007 18

Sunday 26 May 2013 7:08

im probably alone in this but who cares? stop being such a prude and deal with it. if you dont like it, go somewhere else.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 26 May 2013 7:30

I agree wholeheartedly. If you're disturbed by them being nude in their own backyard then keep yourself locked in a room when you're not at school or work. It's just nudity. Remember. Underneath their clothes /everyone/ is naked!

MlleMC_fml 19

Sunday 26 May 2013 8:06

I've seen my parents naked, as they came out of the shower for example, but that's not something I'd like to see more often. And my father stopped being naked around my sister and me as soon as we weren't little children anymore (same thing with my mother and brothers). It's not that they look disgusting or anything, but I don't think anyone likes to be reminded that their parents have a sex life (even if they ought to have one since they're parents)...

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 26 May 2013 9:11

@71 Yes. It's his parents. Unless you're in that teenage rebellion i'm ashamed of my parents mid teens phase, it's not a big deal. A nude person is a nude person. Most of the world is a lot more casual about nudity than the US. So long as you're not getting some kind of sexual pleasure out of seeing them nude then what's the problem? I've seen my folks naked and it doesn't bother me. At all. I used to go to the gym three times a week with my dad. Which always included a hot tub and a schvitz. So yeah. I saw my dad naked for fifteen to twenty minutes stints three times a week. And according to you I need therapy for bonding with him? That's a crock. You're kind of right though. I should be in therapy. But it doesn't have anything to do with seeing naked people that I'm related to.