Intimacy: Baked

Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:29

Did they offer to trim your bush, too?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 December 2018 3:27

Pay no attention to the crazy lady above. Feel free to sunbathe topless anywhere!

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sunnyray812 42

Monday 26 November 2018 22:28

Lesson here? Never sunbathe naked unless you're at a nudist beach.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:27

Is that experience talking? Asking for a friend.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 December 2018 3:27

Pay no attention to the crazy lady above. Feel free to sunbathe topless anywhere!

PenguinPal3017 19

Monday 3 December 2018 4:45

Does it really matter whether yard workers see her or beach goers? I assume she just didn't want to be seen, hence doing it when grandma was out.

TheSminty1 17

Monday 3 December 2018 20:18

LOL, because nobody can see you there

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:29

Did they offer to trim your bush, too?

Phillycheeze 20

Monday 3 December 2018 3:19

You are my new hero...... lol

Stan_The_Man 7

Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:08

Nice

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 3 December 2018 6:02

I’m sure that was hard for them to see the view.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Monday 3 December 2018 14:23

It was so hot you were sunbaking?? Jesus

BetterThanU 1

Monday 3 December 2018 20:16

Don't lie, you wanted the D. YDI

TheSminty1 17

Monday 3 December 2018 20:17

Nothappyjan meet Happyjuan

GUYMAINE 16

Tuesday 4 December 2018 8:46

At your gmas? really?

Stan_The_Man 7

Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:09

Some would say that it’s nice to feel appreciated every now and then.

Krystal.xo 12

Sunday 10 February 2019 6:05

but did you continue?

lovelytrish1990 11

Sunday 28 April 2019 12:35

Well that’s embarrassing 😳

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