By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 394
You deserved it 3 608

Same thing different taste

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FortuneCookie3 1

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...

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lovebunnies 5

contact animal control and have the dog put down

Or, you know, just discipline the ******* dog. Jesus ******* Christ, you people....

This is like squidward being attacked by a sea bear

Melster 0

He should be a guard dog for a serious seminar for like the president... Id like to see that.

I don't think it has a good spence of humor!!

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Maybe he doesn't find you very funny, OP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. To get to the other side... Knock knock Who's there? The chicken. The guy who invented knock knock jokes should get a nobell prize.

SamanthaLovesJB 0

for some reason I find this super hilarious.