Miscellaneous: Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost...

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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You deserved it 2 565

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 712

You deserved it 87 027

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 06:55 - United States - Evansville

Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 944

You deserved it 4 895

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 321

You deserved it 6 475

Pants on fire

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 170

You deserved it 100

Snitches get stitches

By bad sis sad sis - 24/09/2020 02:01

Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 477

You deserved it 831

Grow up

By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 00:30

Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 931

You deserved it 116

Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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You deserved it 29 100

By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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You deserved it 19 459

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 11 267

UsernameHere234 13

Monday 3 December 2012 3:35

Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.

kotana191 8

Monday 3 December 2012 3:39

usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....

Comments

Hannahbanana95 8

Monday 3 December 2012 3:42

How the hell does he deserve it??

androiddestroya 7

Monday 3 December 2012 4:07

Because Internet.

Hannahbanana95 8

Monday 3 December 2012 4:39

Umm ok??!

Krajjan 9

Monday 3 December 2012 5:08

...Can't tell if troll or innocent bystander...

awkwardpenguin1 3

Monday 3 December 2012 5:14

Agreed

Rebi3144 8

Monday 3 December 2012 6:07

14- You must be new here.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Monday 3 December 2012 12:19

#79 - Judging by the amount of her comments and inability to grasp the idea of sarcasm, I'd say she's new here. Welcome to FML?

NyappyCat 12

Tuesday 4 December 2012 8:25

imho he deserves it for bragging. if he kept his private business private it never would have gotten to his sister, and therefore not his parents either. Perhaps I come from a strange family culture, but I don't tell my parents every last thing i do.

Dblocker 18

Monday 3 December 2012 3:43

This reminds me so much of That 70s Show.

Philerup31 12

Monday 3 December 2012 4:55

Exactly

daddys_grl17 14

Monday 3 December 2012 5:15

That's what I though! Haha

androiddestroya 7

Monday 3 December 2012 6:25

Laurie: "Nothing's cheap." Eric: "You are." Laurie: "Believe me I am not cheap." Eric: "Fine. Free. Whatever."

ICastillo 24

Monday 3 December 2012 3:44

Tell your parents that you recently heard that your sister was trained by eight guys.

JoeRogansBEARD 15

Monday 3 December 2012 8:51

CHOO CHOO!!! ;)

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 4 December 2012 7:12

All aboard!

coastiepat 0

Monday 3 December 2012 3:44

Are you kidding me? SUN vs SON.. Either I'm missing something huge.. Or you need to take off the turbin and open your eyes

TopBanana20 11

Monday 3 December 2012 3:46

I always thought parents never mentioned a teenage son for losing his virginity. I thought they got high fives.. hmm interesting. learned something new today