By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

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Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
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UsernameHere234 13

Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.

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kotana191 8

usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Well, you should apologise to your parents that you lost your virginity against their wishes, and assure them that it will never, ever happen again.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Thank you, I stole it from an amusing meme.

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Szaszaspasz 26

Tell your parents you'll go find it again.

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NerdyPanther09 6

And your sister's number is....?

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gman90210 18

I'd like to meet your sister. If she is old enough.

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sirlime 1

I think you're over-reacting. Maybe get laid more by ur girlfriend and post more deserving fmls?

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winkydog4056 16

#4_WTF exactly ARE you?! Sista Noor, FML Noor, Embalmer Noor? Wanky Dog wants to know!

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FuzzyJack 15

Maybe they gave up on her being the responsible one. It really depends on the age difference between you and your sister.

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lionandthelamb61 9

Wow, this is the first family I've ever heard of where the double-standard is reversed.

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