By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 400
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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quivering5012 5

Do it but search something so profound that they will even regret their existence.

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MenAreFromVegas 5

Paranoid parents. You are not their possession, their dog, to be corralled prematurely to prevent you having fun.

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DeezNuts_1234 6

I advise you do a clean install of whatever OS you are using, or use an Ubuntu live disk, they won't be able to see you that way

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quackImapenguin 16

Just jack off without ****. It's not hard. Unpopular opinion: you shouldn't be watching **** anyway because many of the women are being raped by financial coercion and abused so you shouldn't be supporting the industry with your clicks. Plus, for your own sake, **** use has been linked to erectile dysfunction and unrealistic expectations of women. Seriously, google it.

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darkenedone 27

You should google instructional material on matricide and patricide.

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Miss_Whipped 43

#64 I love people like you. Made my morning with your comment.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Wait, if you can't get off without ****, you need help.

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