By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Top comments

Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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Redgy22 26

Believe me, they already know.

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Mahtari 19

It's 2016. Just wipe it from the registry.

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Ipeh 20

#65, I think using Tor isn't the best idea considering the FML.

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Joshawott 21

Make sure you watch some really, really freaky stuff then. Or at least fill Google searches with queries that make it sound like you are.

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pokehmahn 13

Look up genres so disgusting they take it off

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b_quanchi 2

Look at stuff like 2 Girls 1 Cup, Blue Waffle, Lemon Party, Goatse (I know some "spyware" take screen caps every so-and-so seconds/minutes, so incognito mode/etc may not work)

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CosmicElk 26

Just remove the spy ware it really isnt hard :)

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citrusglass 22

Look up "my parents don't trust me" and stuff like that and see how guilty they get.

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