By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 400
You deserved it 3 800

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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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raz0rf0x 8

start doing obvious Google searches for horrible nursing homes. :3

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mr_dour 16

Ctrl+Shift+P (or +N if Chrome), baby

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snipesrock 9

I'd do it anyway. they wanna be paranoid and spy, they'll learn their lesson about privacy. jerk off time is alone time, not get spied on time. unless you're into voyeurism.

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gramj 8

Download malwarebytes if you can't get rid of it. If your parents would be angry if you got rid of it, that sucks.

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theincarnate113 3

Delete it? Even if you can't from control panel, download an unlocker, like the one I use by IObit, that will very likely let you delete it. I've used their unlocker to delete Windows files before.

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Wolverine48Ga 21

Jack off, In a world of your imagination

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