Intimacy: Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were...

By why god - 25/11/2013 06:16 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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Baseless assumption

By Greymoya - 24/02/2010 14:18 - United States

Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

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Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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silverhuntress 4

Monday 25 November 2013 16:06

WTF!!!!! Wow... I'm so sorry that you had to see that...

turtlemanz 8

Monday 25 November 2013 16:07

You decided to swing by at the wrong moment

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 25 November 2013 16:26

#27, I tried to find my local Obamacare group grope, but the ******* website kept going down!

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 25 November 2013 16:36

This is the perfect time to invest in some eyebleach, OP. Also don't forget the brainbleach.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 25 November 2013 16:45

At least wait until you are gone for a day or two...

ahh_rats 15

Monday 25 November 2013 16:47

Hahaha can your day get any worse

madamspammalot 15

Monday 25 November 2013 16:47

Sounds like it's a time for a Forget-Me-Now pill.

Redgrass7 7

Monday 25 November 2013 17:10

They should have told you to come back tomorrow or something.

Harpy20 24

Monday 25 November 2013 17:13

Boner-kill for sure.

foxy_grampa 19

Monday 25 November 2013 17:16

Wow that is brutal. What kind of situation are you in? I mean, maybe you could consider moving out if you're old enough and could live on your own. Just a thought anyway, because I doubt you'll be able to look at your parents the same way again