By AlonsoKold - 26/07/2013 01:32 - United States - Clinton

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15

They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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awkward611 26

unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

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FindingYujin 26

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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Comments

edbighead1 1

lol so how do you buy a two years supply? do you just call ramen and say "I'd like a container of noodles please"?

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AngrySailor 17

"No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli. I mean, I burned the first one with the propane torch and the second and third don't really count..."

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kalbrek009 20

Were you high or do you only eat a tablespoon of food a day (normally)....nobody could possibly eat 365 days worth of food in 14 days...you're stomach would tear & you die or you'd be so full that you couldn't eat anymore without barfing...that is, unless you're the kind of person who binges & purge.

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AlonsoKold 15

They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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xXNerrrdXx 16

doesnt change much OP, y need to change your eating habbits for you own good.

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Catkam623 27

Ok I'm betting they were those square packs that come in like boxes of 40 your supposed to have one a meal but you crush em up and eat them if you don't put the powder on the sodium value is low either way they're super easy to eat and I went through ten once while watching a movie.

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RoseFox0029 22

Actually, it's rare that the stomach itself would tear. It's more likely that it would fill until it couldn't anymore, and then the food would overflow.

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Horsempeg 25

How come you had a years worth of spag noodles?

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FloMarDee 19

ramen noodles won't kill u, I swear they never fill u up either! I support u, OP, but FYL

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Axel5238 29

If you are a college student full time don't you have meal card? Can't imagine the other unhealthy choices the OP is making.

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NSN82 13

Where I go to school a mean card costs between $2,500 and $5,000. Speaking as a broke college student I have to say that living off of ramen noodles sucks, but it's a lot better than starving.

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Risho96 10

His choices may be unhealthy, but they're his to make.

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y_u_no_lucky94 5

not an fml...

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Joshawott 21

You even owned a year's supply of noodles?

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Treyzania 16

If it was Ramen then I can understand.

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