By AlonsoKold - 26/07/2013 01:32 - United States - Clinton

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15

They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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awkward611 26

unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

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FindingYujin 26

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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SuperDanielNL 23

That can't be healthy... Now try eating a years supply of vegetables. At least better than drinking a years supply of beer but still.

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dramaelf 37

The real question here is, why did you have a year's supply of noodles on hand in the first place?

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xninix_fml 36

I wondered this also.

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RedPillSucks 31

Some people do extreme couponing and buy stuff in bulk. If you have the storage, you can save a lot of money. However they may be rationing. In that case we have no idea how much a years supply is. Maybe OP was only suppose to eat a package of noodles a month and instead ate one a day.

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xblaine 17

If you ate that all using chopsticks your fingers must be ripped.

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whoracle_fml 12

I dont even know why you would buy 1 year of food all at once. Why not just spread it out evenly over the year EDIT- #30 beat me to it

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buckdharma 36

Oodles of noodles? The whole kit and caboodle? What's next, toaster strudel?

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littlestnicole 12

I think I can relate... When I was a little kid my dad actually called me Noodle.

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crisanba 18

Legit intervention

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Treveyon56 14

Screw what your parents say. If you were hungry than there is no problem. And don't listen to anyone here saying you have a problem. (I'm ready for my downvotes for expressing what I think now.)

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