Love: Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend....

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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Ilovemysphynx 19

Thursday 6 November 2014 12:22

Well if she is going to break up with you over something so small and irrelevant, I'd say it's a good thing to rid of her now versus a year or two down the road. Sounds like she needs to grow up and trust you.

eksyneet 23

Thursday 6 November 2014 12:21

good riddance i say, if the fact that your phone died was the only reason. or maybe you're just an asshole. who knows.

Comments

Omniprism 14

Thursday 6 November 2014 17:55

Sounds like she saved you. If she's going to be so dramatic and compulsive about shit.

Sakuraashita 15

Thursday 6 November 2014 17:59

If it took a long time for OP to recharge his phone it is possible that his girlfriend just kept building it in her mind until she convinced herself it was a really big deal. I know people who do stuff like that.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:00

I hope you sent her a text back explaining what had happened and thanking her for dumping you because you don't want to be with anyone so pathetic and shallow.

Karan0217 6

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:24

Dude just text her back saying that your phone died. If she's a good girlfriend then she will understand, if not then you can do better

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:43

If she's immature enough to immediately break up with him over a text without bothering to ask about why he hung up and finding out if it was just a simple misunderstanding, he probably shouldn't bother texting her back anyway

Karan0217 6

Friday 7 November 2014 5:40

True, OP's girlfriends a total bitch

thes7274473 19

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:30

Can't you talk to her about it?

DoubleDosexo 12

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:48

I would've texted you and said "what the ****? why'd you hang up on me? there better be a good reason."

ThePols 11

Thursday 6 November 2014 20:08

Seriously. How is this even an FML post. How did this get moderated. A bunch of twelve year olds broke up cause his phone died, oh ya, FML, his life is ruined.

ThePols 11

Thursday 6 November 2014 20:49

Seriously? My comment gets moderated because I questioned why this post made it through? What is this, a dictatorship? It's called having an opinion, Chief. Welcome to the real world.