By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 09:29 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 640
You deserved it 3 618

Same thing different taste

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Ugh.. I wish guys didn't think using a shitload of Axe makes them smell good.

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it's illegal for a brother and sister to share a room unless they are small children...

my mistake. its not illegal. I thought it was. and while trying to look it up online apparently there are a lot of other people who think the same thing.

I guess you can't resist it? That really sucks, Axe is incredibly stupid. I'm a teenage boy and I don't even know that from experience. It is just, bad.

CreepInTheCorner 11

At least he doesn't smell bad....

Yuck, what is with guys think it makes them smell good. my cousin uses old spice and he thinks he smells great. usually everyone else around him is hacking from the smell. But in truth its not just guys its girls as well with their purfume.

RedPillSucks 31

Marketing. For some reason people believe what they see on TV commercials.

Bring some friends over and tell them to act disgusted by the smell of axe (unless they already are, more power to you). That might convince him to try other products.

He does realize axe commercials were made by women to spot the douchebags right?

you share a room with a guy? doubtful.

RedPillSucks 31

Why is that doubtful? Not every family can afford a house with a separate room for each sibling.

You realize that if OP's brother sang the jingle like that he himself would not become a ripped male. He would be given a hot tub with two other ripped men in it..waiting for him

elizacandle 29

I get it on this one. My cousin and I share a room and I'm allergic to perfumes too! FYL