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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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By Mmm - 25/07/2015 10:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 10:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 13 October 2017 4:55

Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.

Razell 13

Tuesday 10 October 2017 18:49

...that's not how any of this works.

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Razell 13

Tuesday 10 October 2017 18:49

...that's not how any of this works.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 10 October 2017 21:45

Pregnancy brain? Or very serious anxiety. Explain with simple words and gentle tone.

really_dad? 14

Wednesday 11 October 2017 3:10

Well, what were the results

Tripartita 44

Friday 13 October 2017 4:45

What a moron. Obviously YOU’D need to take the test to determine whether or not it’s theirs.

simcityguy09 19

Tuesday 17 October 2017 23:15

Lol

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 13 October 2017 4:55

Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.

ViviMage 38

Friday 13 October 2017 5:26

Does pregnancy cause blonde moments?

Glynnis Sevillano 8

Saturday 14 October 2017 9:34

Someone Google it

jfsiv 17

Friday 13 October 2017 5:29

You apparently didn't pick her because of her intelligence.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 October 2017 5:49

What a dumbass, that wouldn’t prove anything! She’d need video of you secretly implanting someone else’s fertilized ovum into you while you slept. You didn’t do that, did you?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 October 2017 5:49

I mean “into her.”

Christina Winden 22

Friday 13 October 2017 6:19

Hopefully the baby inherits his/her intelligence from your side of the family.

Glynnis Sevillano 8

Saturday 14 October 2017 9:35

I don't. He picked her.

piinksock 17

Friday 13 October 2017 7:13

Pregnancy brain is a real thing!

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