Tree Fall Fail By FML Approved - 13/10/2017 03:00 If a tree falls in a parking lot and nobody flinches, did it really fall at all? I agree, your life sucks 465 You deserved it 103 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 134 You deserved it 3 448
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML I agree, your life sucks 129 You deserved it 1 354
Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 349 You deserved it 4 414
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 316 You deserved it 407
Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 877 You deserved it 6 217
Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 461 You deserved it 29 120
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 985 You deserved it 15 775
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 775 You deserved it 1 188
if your mom gets bang and she moans loud, does.it really count?