By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.

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skippydoda 32

Was she stupid before the pregnancy? Otherwise I think it was a pregnancy brain issue.

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loopylaura88 17

baby brain at its best. it'll just get worse fyi

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sambmjmdjj 9

I assume she has a sense of humor. If not you probably shouldn't leave her alone with the baby.

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revolvearoundme 15

I feel you missed a great opportunity to accuse her of sleeping with another woman and having her kid instead.

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Bubbilility 27

This could be one of three things, she could be as dumb as the post suggests, it could be a really strong case of pregnancy brain, or she could be hilarious. This is 100% a joke I would make.

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jellybeanfish99 10

I’d say she has a bad case or pregnancy brain ?

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davecross 11

Tell her you will pee on the stick to confirm that the baby is his also! She must have a really bad case of mommy brain ( think that's what it's called) or she's really stupid either way hope the Baby get your brains and not hers.

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Flutter_Lily 6

Abort. As soon as possible.

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