Miscellaneous: Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing,...

By failure - 22/09/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2014 10:55 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.

tylersign 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:51

Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.

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Miscellaneous519 2

Friday 23 September 2011 4:38

It's okay OP, I understand. I'm only a sophomore in college and I've already had run-ins with asshole professors. I think it's part of the gig; they think because they got a BA in some easy ass shit subject (like Classics or Philosophy) and managed to pull off getting a job (which, trust me, some college professors are as bad as high school teachers) makes them more intelligent.

blackfyre 2

Friday 23 September 2011 5:24

I do believe that in order to teach in a college, or any higher education institution, you are required to have Ph.D and are required by contract to publish certain amount of books a year.

shrdlu 28

Friday 23 September 2011 5:47

Depends on the college/university. The research universities generally require doctorates and a certain amount of publication. Community colleges might even consider a bachelor's sufficient for adjuncts.

wd_caro 6

Friday 23 September 2011 5:11

I bet he's a liberal

tabarnak_fml 7

Friday 23 September 2011 5:14

You should've said you were homeschooled

tommyc17 0

Friday 23 September 2011 5:26

You should report him To the faculty president !!!!! Get him fired or make him write a formal apology

Carlie_McCartney 1

Friday 23 September 2011 5:31

Well...at least you weren't homeschooled...right?

obviousboy 8

Friday 23 September 2011 5:34

To all the people who think the teacher was an asshole, I'm sure the poster did something stupid to provoke this reaction. Stupid people do exist, and this poster is most likely one of them. May the down votes commence.

Salkadi 9

Friday 23 September 2011 5:42

Was it a philosophy class?

GGimabeast 5

Friday 23 September 2011 6:58

I read "Today, my professor Snape..."

howdmynosego 12

Friday 23 September 2011 7:49

How did he become professor?

sleepRX 16

Friday 23 September 2011 7:50

Many of my philosophy professors spoke like this. We, FML readers, are reading this out of context. If I were you,OP, I wouldn't take it personally or feel bad, but rather see this as an interesting idea and build on the conversation.