Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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Teach what you know

By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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vanaathiel 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.

Comments

gracehi 31

Saturday 23 March 2013 18:49

I agree that high school students are too young to be having sex, but high school is also no place for stupid and insane teachers.

surfergirl72 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:23

don't know where to start with that one - ACLU, local news, etc... Teachers cannot call students names. And remain employed , anyway. BTW let her know condoms don't protect against the Herp, the Syph, or HPV. How's that for slutty?!

rock87 1

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:31

that is rude and not right to say to a student.you could call the news station

Thr33to16 8

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:34

So much for anonimity ey Kara?

horneyhic 15

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:38

There is a song in the bible that condones premarital sex as long the ppl are in love

aj9090 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:40

Wow. That was rude!

Ponponpon_fml 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 19:42

Kara is a cool name.

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 23 March 2013 21:23

what a bitch. teachers aren't allowed to talk to students like that. stand up for yourself and report her

iwadasn 32

Saturday 23 March 2013 23:25

You usually get sex-ed freshman year, when you're fourteen or fifteen. Honestly, if you're not even old enough to drive a car, you really shouldn't be having sex.

Bibliovore 26

Saturday 23 March 2013 23:43

Nowhere did the post say that OP is having sex (though it's none of any of our business if she is, especially as it sounds like she knows how to do so safely -- better than the teacher, at any rate). It said that the sex ed "teacher" was giving out incorrect and biased information, and that when OP corrected her on it, she called OP a ****.