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By letstradefamilies - 21/12/2015 21:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML

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By ostler - 02/12/2009 13:27 - United Kingdom

Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

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By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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saraaa2552 15

Tuesday 22 December 2015 10:01

At least they are looking out for you

Vitani_Verci 24

Tuesday 22 December 2015 10:05

At least they care! Maybe just tell them how you feel, being 25 and all. They're probably just worried. Being drugged is nothing to take lightly. Hopefully they'll come around though. :)

Comments

horneyhic 15

Tuesday 22 December 2015 17:53

Get a hotel then

zenrael 21

Tuesday 22 December 2015 18:28

Pay for your own lodging if you don't like their rules. Unless you are some sort of loser millennial? Oh wait...

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 23 December 2015 5:14

Someone can drug you at any time of night. Tell them thank you, but no thank you.

GokuSS400 18

Wednesday 23 December 2015 9:46

I think what the op's intention here really was along the lines of the idea of your drink getting spiked is an unusual occurrence for MEN. Women, yes they worry about it. (FYI this is a very generalized perspective, not saying it's true in all cases). Worrying that a 25 yr old man will have his drink spiked, is like worrying that lightning is going to strike you. It's possible, but not very likely to happen.