Animals: Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Follow the yellow brown road

By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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Clean me, humanoid

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 15:00

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:28

Rub his face in it and say "no"!

everybodyluvsMEN 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:27

My dog will eat that right up for you ;)

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desertpunk75 11

Monday 4 June 2012 5:45

Take a crap and say you'll clean it up after 72 hours.

writergirl23 19

Monday 6 August 2012 1:38

Well it will.

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:58

For all you crazies saying clean it up. Why in the feeeck would he/she clean it. 1. Not his cat 2. Room mate should learn to be freekin considerate. I would move out or kick douchebag roommate out unlesss you want the stench of CRAP to seep into your clothes .

docphilsman 15

Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:55

put it in his bed

Karls_Marx 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 16:03

Then take it next time put it inside his pillowcase and smear it when he gets mad say it will be easier to clean in 48 hours

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:17

Crap on his bed and then say you'll clean it up in 48 hours

ruffles94 16

Monday 8 February 2016 15:52

Put his shoes on and walk in it... He'll see that it's a LOT harder to clean up when he leaves it!

Tyrax 16

Saturday 27 August 2016 19:00

Poop on his bed. Tell him it's easier to clean when he cleans up after the cat.

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