By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML
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jazminbliss 2

then shout back "yeah and I see a bunch of asses"

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Exhumed91 0

You should have asked them if they want to do it like they do on the discovery channel

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Gotz_No_Love 1

Gorillas are cool...unless you're a girl. If so, those guys are asses. ******* bitches need to stop saying shit about random people. They definitely need to stop yelling insults in public.

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Nuns_FTW 0

if you're a boy, he should have called you a donkey if you're a girl, he should have called you a female dog

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omgzdude 0

A) what's wrong with goriilas? B) response: I see a couple show off jackasses.

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Boffer 0

Isn't gorilla a nickname for a torpedo or a bodyguard?

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Squinklies 1

Were you wearing a gorilla suit...? If not, what an ass. Sorry OP :(

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lostinthelight 0

Well if they said "Hey, it's like we're.." wouldn't that mean THEY were the ones that were on Animal Planet?

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Miooow 16

Aaarggh it hurts I know how it feels to be the ugly one. I feel your pain.

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babe7260 30

Aww I'm so sorry Honey!!!! Like Mom always said, they're talking shit about you to try to make themselves feel better !!!!

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