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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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jazminbliss 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

then shout back "yeah and I see a bunch of asses"

Exhumed91 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

You should have asked them if they want to do it like they do on the discovery channel

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cj_gurl 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:16

The hysterical part is that they all think they're so clever and funny and wantable. I'm laughing right now because they're so stupid they don't realize how immature and self-defeating they are. Please... don't feel that was an FML. Instead, think about how lucky you are that they outted themselves as small-minded little boys. Now that you know they're worthless, ignore them and focus on the REAL men and women in the world; the ones who are worth your time and attention.

cj_gurl 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:18

#89--- The word is "you're". It means "you are." As in: "You're illiterate."

BluEG0pher 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:42

what #3 said. please defend your self!

graciegirl 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:19

#30: i really hope they're women. I don't know how i feel about men in animal prints.. and did you happen to get your user name from mr selvig's history class? just a wild guess...

xoLoveox 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:05

#4 and #7 HAHHAHAHAH LMAO NICEE ONE

hanamama 0

Monday 11 May 2009 6:00

#4, nice. F* your roomie's life for wearing a zebra print t-shirt, though... lol.

CPTobvious_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 17:32

You should be mad at your roommate for looking like a zebra! HA.... this is the funniest post I've seen in a couple of days.

isabellarobbins 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:08

thats not so ba...oh...your the gorilla...ahha yeah fyl

s4ucy_ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:21

Oy, sounds like the typical frat boys that go to my school. shit heads.

ShelbyG 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:20

AHAHAHA. Favoritedd. Mean and Retarted? Yess. Hillarious? Also Yes.... If It was me I'd prolly be psycho mad, or sobbing like crazy....Either way I'd kick some ass!