Of course they liked it. They liked it so much they posted it on FML, in hopes to find out who it really is, and to sexually ravage them. Isn't that why people do stuff like that?

I would've. Who doesn't get aroused by the mascot? That person in the heavy...sweaty...suit... I should be put down.

Ya know sometimes it's better to say hey I could be that literal asshole or I can thumbs up for a good sense of humor

87- What?

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I think YOU were in the suit!

132- I think YOU we're in the suit and are blaming other people cause you don't want to be ravaged sexually. Don't hide it, 132. Don't hide it.

I read this comment in Jake the Dog's voice, but got confused when I saw your username.

34 - usually when I read FMLs I just blow more air out of my nose than usual. I actually laughed at this one

It made me laugh too. I don't think it's a huge deal lol.

I farted a lot, does that count

Someone went to the top shelf for their words, (Comedian Reference)

Wow #36 the comment was a minute after when it was posted. #2 probably put it on while #3 was writing it. Use logic idiot.

One can only insult you if they are in a coma?

He's missing a coma? I think you mean a comma.

#110 thanks but I'm not a guy. Person I was talking to before you are an idiot you spelled comma wrong, idiot. I love how stupid all your comments and remarks are, you should really try comments that are remotely funny.

It's okay, #77, I got the reference.

Says the one who insulted the girl who made the comment... you are a hypocrite.

Well it wasn't really funny, it'd be more insulting. I'd love to see the insecure person inside of you.

Here's the thing they are American. Americans are hated everywhere, even in America... I'm pretty sure you are insecure, unless you are alien.

I agree

10 bucks says it was one of op's professors.

I think #6 is refering to what the mascot costume was...

Maybe their mascot is a professor?

The perfect symbol to a university

Could easily ask student association who all wears the mascot!

No need to #53. It was me.

If only this were a highschool mascot rather than a university mascot. I would've suspected it was a Pedobear for mascot.

Let's not jump to conclusions about the gender here...

...or P...

94, let us know when you figure it out.

Are you dumb? The P stands for photometer, which op wants so he/she can measure the intensity of light. How do you not know this?

Let's just all say it wants some ass. I do not care who or what you are. We all want some ass.

#8 It wants the Defense.

How do you know not know what P stands for? P stands for platypus-duh.

I meant P as in pussy. Instead of "oh he/she wants the D", it would be "oh he/she wants the P". You guys have never heard of that one before?

#131 I'm pretty sure you mean the V... :/

OP's name seductively...

"As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively." Maybe try reading?

OP's name. Seductively.