By she has dumbcuntitis - 03/06/2015 06:03 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML
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beaglegal 42

I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…

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mariah_1_11 22

common sense. not everyone has it.

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Comments

EarlFug 19

The optimal solution would be to shower together and pee then too. According to her parameters she shouldn't have a problem with that.

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Renee4Echelon 15

You should pee less and take longer showers. That's the ideal logic.

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worldclassrager 39

Then she'll probably complain about the room smelling like urine if you don't...

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tbro47 23

Common sense: the thing everyone needs but many people lack

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mistertbawk420 10

Time to take charge and start turning on the water while she's in the shower more than 10 minutes.

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ghetto_child 19

slowly shut the hot water valve off after 3-5 minutes giving her the impression that she's drained the tank....and giving her a refreshing ice cold shower

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Kazze 31

Looks like your roommate has OCD... Obnoxious **** disorder.

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Angsty_Armadillo 25

Tell her being a huge bitch is a sign of a neurological disorder.

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anthony99 14

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down...whoops, forgot my own rule

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