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Texhnically it isnt necessary to flush after every pee, but it is definitely not ocd. And her showers take more water. So lol on her.
"She has dumcuntitis"
Maybe she lives by the "if it's yellow leave it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" rule lol
Roommate is a stupid selfish ****. nuff said. name said it eloquently.
Time for a new roommate OP
Flushing the toilet after usage makes logical sense, it helps the bathroom smell fresh...er.
GUYS I THINK I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER!!! I WIPE MY ASS AFTER I SHIT!!! SOMEONE HALP!!
IIIIIII love your scream name! bahahahahahahahahha better than your FML. btw your roomie is a dumbass
Your roommate sounds like the craziest little ****.
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I guess she doesn't understand was OCD means then…
common sense. not everyone has it.