By EsotericBrent - 09/01/2013 06:50 - United States - University Park

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.

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amillionbucks 5

If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.

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firegirl1993 21

Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.

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mdanko93 1

Frat on good sir. Why weren't you out with him rushing?

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maggySNP 12

Get drunk, take a dump in his sock drawer. Paybacks a bitch

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I had an idiot like that as a roommate my first semester of my freshman year nearly 30 years ago. Don't worry, he's yet another idiot who thinks college is a four year party with a six-figure cover charge. The school will invite him to look for other scholastic opportunities soon enough.

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pdgmaster 6

Tell him to clean it since he'll be pledging soon enough ;)

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SkateboardGirl88 11

Hey at least you were returning from break rather than getting ready to leave with nasty clothes!

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twiztedone 19

That's what you get for not putting your shit up! Idiot!

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DntLookBack 29

That was my thought lol... Crap in his bed while he is still passed out and when he wakes up tell him he did it while he was drunk.

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mark1970 10

Eeeew! That's gross

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