By why me? - 06/09/2014 04:25 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
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Jonaahhhh 12

At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.

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Comments

urdirtyolduncle 15

Why does this remind me of the time majin boo screamed to open a portal through the hyperbolic time chamber

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flexbuffxhest 5

Ok but honestly that's a pretty ingenious plan

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almightyteapot 8

Oh god, your picture made me read that as Clarksons voice. That smirk makes it even worse.

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dragonkisses28 25

Yuck. I absolutely abhor public speaking. Instead of trying to lose her voice, why doesn't she just fake it? She is only delaying the inevitable.

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pandasaresocute 21

You should scream at her at the top of your lungs until she stops :)

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johobus28 26

Or her roommate could fake losing her voice...that's a lot easier

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Jonaahhhh 12

At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.

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itstrishabtw 13

at least we all now know who's gonna be good with deep throating

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TheSwegMaster69 11

I don't know about yourself, but I don't scream when I deep throat.

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Marie54321 19

I'd try to throw things in her mouth until she stopped

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Ihavegas 22

or a punch in the throat works well

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Marie54321 19

I think a less violent course of action should do the trick #15

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Khaleesi_26 30

Throwing stuff in her mouth os damgerous too. what if she choked

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Ihavegas 22

shovel a ladle full of cinnamon and chilli powder in her mouth. hows that for non violence.

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sunnyray812 42

As she screams, quickly stuff a dirty sock into her mouth then scream at her to shut up and do her report.

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Brandi_Faith 33

And if she doesn't stop video tape her and threaten to tell her teacher that she did it all on purpose.

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JayBunny 16

His/her roommate, should grow up, and just face the consequences

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weveallbeenthere 30

noise canceling headphones. a must for any annoying roommate.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

why not save some money and slap that moron?

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