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By why me? - 06/09/2014 04:25 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 18:00 - United States - Cecil

Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By Jenn - 16/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

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On deaf ears

By Anonymous - 18/05/2021 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had breakfast with my roommate and he was so loud, my ears felt ready to burst. If I even suggest he needs his hearing checked, he erupts like Mt. Vesuvius. Everyone agrees, he has no "inside voice" and they don't know how to handle his near-shouting to your face either. FML

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I CAN HEAR YOU

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 14:02 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as usual, my flatmate is so loud when talking face to face that my ears and head rattle. I can't say anything because how dare I suggest there's anything wrong with my roommate's hearing. Yet nobody else talks this loud. FML

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By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

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Worst roommate ever

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 08:00 - Ireland

Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML

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By NoTalkAllGame - 27/01/2015 16:12 - United States - Horsham

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

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Wild

By harrassed - 10/09/2022 20:30 - Australia

Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML

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Jonaahhhh 12

Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.

lokland 12

Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

Time for a new roommate.

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Zaketh2112 10

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:27

offer to punch her it the throat

arre2006 19

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:27

Tell her to drink boiling water. boom. problem solved

Colecto_fml 26

Sunday 7 September 2014 4:23

Or she could just fake it ffs

TheBurdenOfLife 9

Sunday 7 September 2014 4:52

If she has no Larynx, she won't be able to give the report. Give you any ideas, OP?

cbroady0529 9

Sunday 7 September 2014 7:30

Punch her in the throat; solve both your problems!

caggybandicoot 34

Sunday 7 September 2014 7:43

Well, vocal cord injuries could silence her permanently. I say don the earplugs, wait for her to rupture a vocal cord, and then gloat.

Nuclear101 4

Sunday 7 September 2014 8:22

And this is why earplugs and earmuffs were invented.

Soloras_fml 6

Sunday 7 September 2014 11:56

That's stupid. Lock her ass outside.

lilushi 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:00

It's easy to just fake losing your voice

rogwest 23

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:25

Throat punch is effective....

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