By auzziegirl1938 - 16/08/2014 23:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, my roommate decided to throw a huge party in the early hours of the morning. I have to start at my new job soon, a window just got smashed, and I'm tired as hell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 468
You deserved it 4 102

auzziegirl1938 tells us more.

auzziegirl1938 22

OP here, got an email saying it's been published, so woooo, cheerin on that one haha. The story is that I moved in on campus recently, and my roommates aren't that bad but they're pretty out there. I was a little miffed, I had told them that I was starting a new job in the morning and that I was sick, they started partying just as went to bed and kept it up until about 3-4am, and I had to be up at 5. As for the window being smashed, someone decided it would be fun to push the heater through the window. Apparently it was cold outside. For the people saying things like "if you can't beat them join them" I don't think walking in after 0 hours sleep would confirm that job for me. As for the window puns..! Keep them coming, love it haha keeping me very amused! ???

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

vikky538 28

when you leave for work put alarm and hide it in place where he can't find it... sweet revenge

74 0

Comments

MissSatan 16

Sorry that he pulled the shades on your career

55 4
OysterPearls 33

If that was my roommate, it would be curtains for him.

39 1
mackdeezy 22

What a terrible time window to have a party

32 3
shudson186 17

No stop 32 please you took it too far.

3 18
Bentonic 11

I hate the sound of breaking glass. It makes me shutter.

18 0
Cass_x 22

Do you have a friend you can spend the night with perhaps? If so, go over there. Good luck & sweet dreams :)

36 5
FunnnyGirrl 19

You should write up a Roommates Agreement!

75 4
Steve95401 49

It's a bit too late for that.

21 2
itwasthedognotme 14

Next time he's tired and has something important the next day, wake him up. Revenge is sweet, right?

20 2
BSnapZ 21

#15 Well done! You understood the reference! Thanks for letting us know.

20 3
auzziegirl1938 22

Yeah I like to listen to some 'soft classical' music as I get up and make my breakfast before work at 5am.

10 3
miliaras93 17

Dont worry , your the smart one in the situation , youll do fine keep your head up !

6 40
Mauskau 35

I don't think you understand the point of this FML.

27 1
ostfaiz 18

well its geared up start for your new job, thanks to your mate ;)

0 29
SandyBella 17

Your roommate is inconsiderate. Sucks that you've work the next day after a night like that. Hang in there.

30 5
SandyBella 17

Your roommate is inconsiderate. Sucks that you've work the next day after a night like that. Hang in there.

3 10
martin8337 35

Roommates, gotta lovee em. After reading all of these FMLs about them should make most people try to do anything to live alone. I know that sometimes it is difficult to do, especially in many major cities around the world, with high living expenses and jobs that barely pay enough to cover those expenses.

11 5