Snek

By Kiki - 12/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
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real life problems 26

I don't know where all these people keep finding such dysfunctional friends and families but it makes me appreciate mine. 🤔

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Charlie Given 26

Also since it's seems that this guy was abusive since a PPO was necessary he's only using her to get to you, typical abuser behavior for control of you ,watch yourself get some pepper spray or a gun and let landlord know what is going on legally you can get out of lease if your personal safety is at risk.

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real life problems 26

I don't know where all these people keep finding such dysfunctional friends and families but it makes me appreciate mine. 🤔

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Boyufd 24

well for the next two months, you better find a new roommate and new a place to live

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llostinreality 19

I feel like a follow up is definitely needed.

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Charlie Given 26

Well for one let the judge know there dating and ya have a chance to make her life hell for betraying your friendship 😈

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Charlie Given 26

Also since it's seems that this guy was abusive since a PPO was necessary he's only using her to get to you, typical abuser behavior for control of you ,watch yourself get some pepper spray or a gun and let landlord know what is going on legally you can get out of lease if your personal safety is at risk.

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RichardPencil 30

On the bright side, snakes don’t have fingernails, so you won’t get a beer bottle surprise in 2 months.

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MorganHex 28

you could sub lease your room and find a new place to live

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Justine Malang 16

Omg she crazy as hell

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tounces7 27

7 years and he's still trying to screw with your life? Time to move to a new state and change your name.

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kazekai8 11

I have very little friends mostly a lone wolf with a couple of tryst over the years during my travels. So I only see only one or two drama over my high school and college years over stupid *****.

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