Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple.... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/08/2019 18:00

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 24 August 2019 22:57

How hard were you squeezing? If I wasn't getting anywhere, I'd give up, and cover it with a band-aid, not fight it, and lose.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 19:50

Hopefully, they’ll pop it at the hospital.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 19:50

Hopefully, they’ll pop it at the hospital.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 24 August 2019 22:57

How hard were you squeezing? If I wasn't getting anywhere, I'd give up, and cover it with a band-aid, not fight it, and lose.

Johannes Robert Loveridge 6

Sunday 25 August 2019 5:22

did you get it? also sounds like you're the stubborn one.

ViviMage 38

Monday 26 August 2019 14:07

I'd use hot compress to help it come to a head and heat a pin over a flame/rubbing alcohol to prick the skin. Then it should come out. Your nose cartilage will never heal right.

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