By Anonymous - 12/06/2014 00:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML
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CandyPewPewPew 29

"Your pets opened the door by themselves ran ouf of the house and they never came back."

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

There's always room for interesting excuses.

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orsombre_fml 11

Anything you want to tell us about your affair with a witch?

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TresAmusant 11

We used to spray our cats with water when they did that. I felt awful, but it worked, and better than them being electrocuted. I did hear from a friend after that wrapping tin foil around the parts they chew works? Could try that if kitty keeps doing it, or the citrus thing.

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

I tried that. cat tore off the tin foil to play with it and ate the cord when he got bored. Cats are smart suckers lol

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TresAmusant 11

That they are. Mine once figured out to break into the box of cat biscuits by knocking the container off the bench...

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Zebediabolical 39

My dog ate my homework once. I had videotaped evidence. And this was back when videocameras were 15 pound shoulder mounted bricks. The hardest part of the whole operation was getting the alpo to stick to the pages. I got a B on that assignment just for the amount of work and dedication spent not turning it in.

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Caelophile 8

Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Also: screw your homework.

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worldclassrager 39

The cat I can see would be legit...but the gecko I am not sure about

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pete9913 23

The way you phrased that made me literally laugh out loud.

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xxsakuraxx 29

Thats okay. Last semester my kitten learned how to turn off my alarm clock. It was plugged into one of those extension cords with a switch where you can turn it on and off. Every time my alarm went off he just hit the power switch. My photography class got a good kick out of it.

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tia_waring 10

I actually can't stop laughing you've made my evening :') sorry about your work though :(

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EchoSerenity 15

That's when you take what's left of your work, pet hair is a plus, and hand it in. It's more believable that way.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Careful with the cat chewing through electricity cables, You could come home to a dead cat. ours used to do that, he chewed through about 5 of my husbands 50 dollar guitar cables before we decided to wrap them all in something he didn't like to chew.

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