Intimacy: Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents...

By AllieOops - 17/08/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML

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By Grosssss - 15/07/2016 16:08 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 08:00

Today, my roommate told me she had developed a rash on her armpits, which causes them to be itchy. The doctor told her the only way to heal it is to not wear deodorant for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By someboody - 15/08/2015 16:50 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 22:05 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML

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By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML

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OliviaMaris13 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:54

...not unscented anymore...

mashamanya 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:52

is it true? that it prevents ingrowns?

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nickisam 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:48

hey babe, wanna touch mine? ;)

Hyman_Hunter 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:22

People in Saskatchewan obviously lol

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:19

She said bikini line... It's not like she actually put it on her ******? Correct me if I'm wrong.

woopdattrick 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:50

You didn't notice the hairs that were stuck in it?

msworldnv 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:37

Eww i just puked a little in my mouth. Thats a friendship ender. As revenge use her toothbrush on your sweaty armpits.

tonsta28 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:14

Lady speed stick ?. What is that :S

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 26 August 2011 18:18

Alliteration

wriptidez 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:50

woow is she that stupid just wow

Bored4Life29 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:20

Hide your deoderent, or else there will be more "snatches" using it

buddmoney 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:53

Next time try " secret"!!!

budd28 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:03

busted!!

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Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run…" then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

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Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

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Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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