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Never stand between a man and his toys. Never.
-1 Speaking of which I'd also like to make the point, don't borrow Satan's lawnmower and not return it.
Live in the mans toys??
He can have his lawnmower back when he puts the assless chaps on the right way and stops threatening to nibble on my soul.
Your dad seems like a cool guy. Quit your complaining OP.
-26 I'm glad I can be of assistance, I think I shall be an excellent father figure for people across the nation and myself.
-28 Yes retards, I still find the need to father myself for some obscure reasons you may or may not find offensive/kinky.
Well, your house may be falling apart, but you've got plenty of shit to play with too, assuming he's not the greedy type.
The op should either get a house of his own, or if he has his own house, he shouldn't count on his daddy to fix everything for him
44 he could live with his mom 67 He is most likely a minor
Haha I have a 65 inch 3D plasma tv with surround sound a d ps3 connected letting me play 3D call of duty and other games & movies My dad is currently going through his mid life crisis We are snowboarding at least once every two weeks plus we are going to New Zealand to snowboard and watch the Rugby World Cup as well as sightseeing He has recently bought two 4WD's which we use to go camping and off roading in tough terrain & a snooker table We have 7 functional tv's in our house
98- Thats cool. Want a cookie?
14- aww crap does that mean bad things will hapoen if i dont give death his weedwhacker and latex cat woman suit. *sigh* what a night
Yuup OP father worked hard for that money he can spend it as he wish, and if you are under age then as long as you have a roof over your head and food on the table he has done his duty
damn. you must be rich! he should buy a new house while hes at it.
i dont think their bank would give them all three loans at once. and i dont see how my comment is negitive..
Maybe because you can't spell negative
this is me caring about being a grammar nazi on my iphone.
Wow. I'd love to be your dad's best friend!
If you're going to call me a douche, at least spell it properly
He's most likely in some massive debt.
Please don't spell "you" like that. BTW It's bankruptcy not bankcruptcy.
I think you just answered your own question with that comment
Just sell it at a higher price=profit
no ....way! :O
I learn so much from FML comments. Who needs collage when there's the internetz?
where does it say he is under 18? some people stay longer into their 20's.
iii agree
My mom was 47 when she has me...
damn.....FYL OP my dad is doing the exact same thing........
Maybe he'll buy something to put it all back together and make everyone happy. Can anyone say "Hawaii?"
Hawaii
Hawaii sucks, it's nice to visit, not live. Trust me.
Uh, isn't that HIS money, and HIS decision on what to spend it on?
Not when a man makes a commitment to be married and or have kids to support., then house, food, bills come first. It's called responsibility
The mom must work too... Sexist.
Even if the mom DOES work, a lot of families can't support themselves on one income. In this case she would be the sole income because daddy dearest is spending himself into a hole and being a selfish prick.
Yea but not everyone's parents BOTH work my mum only started last year!
Could you ask him if he would buy me a car?
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Never stand between a man and his toys. Never.
damn. you must be rich! he should buy a new house while hes at it.