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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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Get a load of this nerd!

By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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beararm 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

lemurman108 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

They were headed in One Direction... To failure.

Comments

Violord 13

Friday 27 March 2015 13:11

Fangirls survived N*Sync's breakup and they got over Ginger Spice leaving the Spice Girls. They can get over this.

blackonblight 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:22

I don't think we ever really got over Geri leaving the Spice Girls. Certainly it was the beginning of the end. But that's different, Girl Groups don't hit it big often, while Boy Bands are a dime a dozen. With Geri it was about losing someone lots of girls wanted to be like, not... Whatever it is with boy bands.

sarahblayke 10

Friday 27 March 2015 13:53

I serious what sad people

Rayth 19

Friday 27 March 2015 13:56

I've just lost so much faith in the younger generation...

kickyourtitsin 12

Friday 27 March 2015 14:04

Just let them cut, natural selection at it's finest.

Gillett 23

Friday 27 March 2015 16:18

A-*******-MEN. God I love natural selection! Clears out the gene pool, ya know!

mashfan6507 17

Friday 27 March 2015 14:36

Anyone who is actually concerned about this needs to build a bridge and get over...or get shipped to a third world country for a few months

GruesomeUrchin7 10

Friday 27 March 2015 16:00

dumbasses

dreadlocmask 15

Friday 27 March 2015 16:12

Wow. That's pathetic

Gillett 23

Friday 27 March 2015 16:16

OMG I remember crying when my favorite person disappeared from my life too. Of course the only difference was that it was "MY MOM THAT DIED". Grow the **** up you little *****, recognized what really important! You don't know that boy and he sure as hell doesn't know you. They say that they love all of their fans but when have you ever seen them walk down the street hugging and thanking people worth that love? To Hell with 1D. I say 5D, "5 Douchebags".