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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By Igballoon2 - 23/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML

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Surprise!

By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By mainey92 - 25/02/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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beararm 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

lemurman108 24

Thursday 26 March 2015 17:11

They were headed in One Direction... To failure.

Comments

Bluemonster3 26

Friday 27 March 2015 2:36

I will never be able to understand why some girls are crying and even cutting themselves over someone who doesn't even know they exist!

zarrganaut 17

Friday 27 March 2015 3:43

I remember giving a shit about something that dumb way back when...but it wasn't bad enough I couldn't focus on something important like school. Sheesh!

kerien24 6

Friday 27 March 2015 3:59

Some of them (a lot actually) are over 18...I'm not even joking

live2loveurself 11

Friday 27 March 2015 6:56

Are you kidding me? It's. One. Direction. Get over yourselves.

catanita 18

Friday 27 March 2015 7:55

This isn't the first or the last time when a band loses a member. Is not the end of the world.

kenzlee85 8

Friday 27 March 2015 10:46

Not all one direction fans are crazy like that. I myself love them and have been to 3 concerts, and although I'm very sad about zayn I'm not making a big deal about it.

Overlord247 20

Friday 27 March 2015 11:00

"Buttcorn" is now my new favourite insult XD

lolalove24_fml 14

Friday 27 March 2015 11:35

the fact that you have to put up with that is what's ridiculous

AkumaUchiha 19

Friday 27 March 2015 11:47

It's very serious. Him leaving the band has cause stress rates to raise dramatically and most teenage girls are being affected as well as their grades and work ethic.

syed121417 22

Friday 27 March 2015 12:31

That's so stupid. Personally, I'm not a big fan of One Direction, but I think the guys are nice enough people and some of their music is good. I'm not surprised this happened because all the One Direction fandom really does is argue with each other about whether or not they're gay and then complain about how they've changed so I don't blame him for wanting to leave a fandom that treats him like a doll and not a person.