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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Thatsjustmee - 07/07/2021 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By bmaas - 17/03/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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Inconvenienced

By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Dover

Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML

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Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:03

Oh nose

devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:09

Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .

Comments

Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:03

Oh nose

coming back in the future 30

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:37

Bloody hell

sayyestothedress 24

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:33

Don't give yourself a nosebleed...oh wait

beserker81 12

Thursday 30 October 2014 3:21

It's a whole new woooorrrll-- ahhh nosebleed

link_start_ 6

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:03

I know dem feelz

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:13

I'm afraid you're on your own on that…

devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:09

Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .

thespiantess 18

Wednesday 29 October 2014 8:52

That sounds like something that would happen in the beginning of a Dr. House episode.

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:11

Was your play a re-enactment of an anime?

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:38

Was it Carrie? Then it would have sorta worked.

HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:11

All I can think of is Wednesday and Pugsley Addams when they did their play on stage and began squirting the front row of the audience with their "blood".

PokeNet 11

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:12

I guess you could say... You smelt the pressure!

EvilTurtle 35

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:22

I guess you could say... a swing and a miss!

AnOriginalName 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:53

That wasn't a swing and a miss. That was so dreadful that you're still sitting on the bench, awaiting your great opportunity to even take a swing.

DragonDude 24

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:13

So, was it a successful solo?

sierrajo09 24

Wednesday 29 October 2014 8:09

im going to assume that it wasn't because of the nose bleed. unless he let it drip through the solo lol

ahippienamedrae 10

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:13

And then what happened?

devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:19

Why do you have to be so nosey?

stephieboos 14

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:16

How are people saying OP deserves this??

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:20

some people vote YDI because they are assholes.

Garrett2818 21

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:20

They want the ydi badge, or they're just irrational. Unless op was doing a little booger sugar to get ready to perform haha.

Razi_tail 25

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:22

Those five could have also accidentally pushed the wrong button too.

JayDay_123 18

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:54

That's happened to me too many times.

metalscales 13

Wednesday 29 October 2014 7:31

or they think posting on fml because of a nose bleed is weak as f**k

rabbit_yogurt 11

Wednesday 29 October 2014 6:21

at least you didn't get stage fright with a disturbing twitch on your cheek and eye. always happens to me with a room full of people. it gets bad enough where i can't see out of one of my eyes because the twitch blocks my sight. it also looks like i am half smiling. people laugh.