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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 04:09 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By ocdistheworst - 26/08/2013 20:05 - United States - Gardena

Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML

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By nearly a crazy lady - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 28/11/2015 03:21 - United States - San Carlos

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Well shit - 11/04/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out at a routine check-up that I may have asthma. How it went unnoticed until now, I do not know. I guess the world just needed to come up with a new way to make me miserable. FML

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By no more tp - 17/02/2011 06:22

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:54

I have a similar OCD problem, I have to cum whenever I make my girlfriend cum....I haven't had an ****** in months...

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:53

*cough* That's a little weird* cough* Oh shit, that's not helping is it? Sorry, no more snarky coughs.

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sninaber 2

Friday 7 December 2012 22:54

Get over yourself

kelly101_ 1

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:40

get help!!

lol70720 5

Friday 14 December 2012 4:02

I'm coughing right now, but for all you know, I can be lying. So does that count? You still going to cough?!?!

splashcat 3

Wednesday 16 January 2013 11:13

From a psychology student... OCD is curable, its a choice to remain that way. If you force yourself not to cough then he will actually help you get over it. I have seen a woman who couldn't touch anything her daughter had touched cause she was OCD about germs. Once she decided she no longer wanted to hurt her kid she got someone to help her get over it.

FatherofTime87 18

Monday 20 October 2014 15:56

Sick of everyone saying they have ocd... The actual disorder is pretty rare and is way more comprehensive than wanting tiles to match up properly or what have you

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 19:58

so your whole class is assholes?

laineydot 3

Sunday 9 August 2015 4:35

what jerks for even using that against you......I'm REALLY sorry you have to deal with such dicks

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