Work, School, Teenagers and Public freakouts: Chair club

Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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You deserved it 149

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 349

You deserved it 17 490

By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

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You deserved it 12 429

Fight!

By Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! - 17/08/2023 15:02 - United States

Today, it’s the first week of school and I’ve already had to schedule a sit down with two students’ families. The late great Jerry Springer would be proud of how many fists and chairs started flying barely after the introduction. I teach second grade and seriously weep for the future. FML

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You deserved it 97

Not so demure start to the year

By Anonymous - 23/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML

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You deserved it 119

By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 257

You deserved it 1 433

By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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You deserved it 266

By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 717

You deserved it 28 597

Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 152

By AcademicAdvisor - 25/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Boston

Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 890

You deserved it 1 132

By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 101

You deserved it 2 966

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 6 May 2019 15:03

Yup that about accurately describes the still maturing minds of Freshmen. Good luck until the end of the year 💕🥂

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 May 2019 15:34

That must have been one sexy chair!

Comments

mssileas 25

Monday 6 May 2019 14:58

Well at least nobody shot anyone. Does this not count as a successful day in education in the US?

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 6 May 2019 15:03

Yup that about accurately describes the still maturing minds of Freshmen. Good luck until the end of the year 💕🥂

i_am_so_weird_123 10

Thursday 30 May 2019 6:40

Is that how it really is? I'm probably gonna be in deep shirt

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 May 2019 15:34

That must have been one sexy chair!

bubbat101 36

Monday 6 May 2019 15:50

Freshman in college? If not, I imagined this in my head all wrong...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 9 May 2019 5:46

Did you have the Iron Throne in there or something?

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 11 May 2019 10:26

I've got to see this chair.

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