By 409sPoisonGirl - 21/12/2011 05:12 - Australia

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML
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409sPoisonGirl 12

Amazing what you find when you're reading the random FMLs... OP here. Let me explain - at the time this was posted, I was pregnant and suffering from terrible morning sickness. Believe it or not, that worked a treat! And helped me cheer up as well... To everyone who said their partner is/was in the service, I hope they come home safe and sound. I respect both you and your partners. God bless.

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Buttsexpirate 9

As long as you aren't stealing and sniffing his crusty gym sock. A pillow doesn't sound that bad.

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Justin23L 2

If she was a stalker I don't think that he would be her boyfriend.

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Kog_Hiro 17

Someone is in love. Aw. How sweet. I would find something different though. Maybe a jacket. Or shirt.

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kateheartswaffle 0

OCD is more like where someone obsesses over small, sometimes random/insignificant things. Ex: Making sure the volume bars are increased by certain increments.

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

OP obviously isn't a stalker if the man she loves and misses is her boyfriend, not a random person

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Justin23L 2

I always make sure the volume on my computer is a multiple of 5. Always.

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jarjar242 0

I DO TOO!! lol.. mai aunt messes it up justa piss me off -_-

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kateheartswaffle 0

I don't think that's too bad. Better than texting him every two seconds with a "Where are you?" Assuming you don't do that.

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palahniukpaul 6

You really need help...

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blazingdaily 3

After seeing your picture, I think it is you that needs the help...

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jazzyv94 3

I totally agree with comment above...freakishly weird!

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random_sad_loser 10

i bet your single :)

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fishface517 10

Sometimes... A woman needs a man...in a creepy way.

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9R1NC3S5 0

Don't fret. I bought my ex boyfriends cologne just to smell how SKM would smell with his sexy scent. It's been 5years.

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mrssuarez2011 12

How do you know he didn't die? Maybe he's the love of her life still, don't judge until you've felt that way about someone.

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Airman1988 9

It's possible her man is in the service and currently deployed or something, in that case its understandable. Sometimes you have to be seperated for quite a while.

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jazzyv94 3

Yes that is so true! Sometimes people just need to understand and not be so judgemental......seriously!

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mrssuarez2011 12

Thank you! No one else bothered to think of that..

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daminantion 14

His fault for joining the forces, or he fault for dating a soldier? Either way OP deserves it.

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mrssuarez2011 12

Are you serious? Wow, ignorant as one can get. It's his "fault" for joining or her "fault" for falling in love with a service member? Okay, you're a waste of semen.

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FML_14u2c 14

They could also be in jail. :-(

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