Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal...

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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purepumpkin 12

Saturday 28 June 2014 4:32

I did the same thing. XD

sydstoomuch 19

Monday 30 June 2014 17:13

Been there done that lol

dont_judge_me123 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 13:27

Anyone else think that the spider was really cute in the illustration?lol

Atronarch56 5

Wednesday 9 July 2014 9:14

at least he was brain storming

juanschwartz 18

Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:44

But also still animal cruelty.

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 28 January 2015 16:16

He's only 7 cut him a break OP

FrostyyFML 15

Thursday 10 September 2015 5:12

This kids going places.

BEEEEES 15

Thursday 18 February 2016 8:14

Now that's just cool.

LenUrban 14

Friday 27 May 2016 3:55

smart kid I wish I thought about that when I was his age ps little kids kill spiders a lot

TheAngeryWizzard 14

Sunday 31 July 2016 8:08

In good conscious i cant vote for this one beacuse there is no "thats kids awsome" button

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