Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal...

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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SandyRocks 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 17:31

Hahah and the spider is dead nice story love it.

m3lyc 18

Sunday 18 August 2013 17:31

The illustration is just gold.

0Shiz_Happenz0 8

Monday 19 August 2013 1:27

Now what if you saw him on the ceiling?

WesleySr 7

Monday 9 September 2013 6:29

I would faint

erinlee0103 13

Monday 19 August 2013 5:03

I created an account just to say... I adore the illustration! If only spiders were that cute...

SinfulEnd 20

Monday 19 August 2013 10:33

And they say superheros are a thing of the past!

ilianaaa 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:37

Omg I love this haha

unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:30

Hmm.... If he doesn't turn into Spider-Man I hope there is a hospital near by, and if he does you now have a super hero son. How amazing is that!!!!

reeneebabe 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:59

that's cute(:

JMcool 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 5:31

The picture has the cutest spider ever drawn.

Dreamcatcher1229 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:14

This illustration actually makes me feel bad for the spider. He looks so cute!

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