Miscellaneous: Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral.... - FML

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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Spoke too soon

By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 17:00

Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML

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Asshole move

By Bloodmybutt - 09/03/2023 12:00

Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML

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BREAKING NEWS

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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Keep it in your pants

By bad brother - 04/10/2023 11:00

Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML

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Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 14:38 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 15 July 2013 8:23

It could be worse. He could've been the father? Maybe she was just trying to lighten the mood. Albeit poor timing

r4vleen 8

Monday 15 July 2013 8:23

No way you could've deserved this one.

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ThePaul007 14

Monday 15 July 2013 8:43

Wow that's messed up.

mim777 4

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:02

so is your profile picture.

punkyboy 11

Monday 15 July 2013 8:45

while it is great news that someone is having a child she did choose the wrong time to announce it. She should have kept that to her self and announced it at a better time when people aren't mourning the loss of family

Pikawhore 21

Monday 15 July 2013 8:45

Plot twist: OP's sister is 15.

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 15 July 2013 8:46

I have a sister like that. Sorry OP.

_just_me__ 7

Monday 15 July 2013 9:00

HA. LOL.

MzZombicidal 36

Monday 15 July 2013 11:26

Go away.

elizacandle 29

Monday 15 July 2013 9:03

wow...talk about insensitive...she could have waited a day or two...

subwaysurfers 13

Monday 15 July 2013 9:07

Yeah, I wonder if the guests looked at the OP to see if they were allowed to congratulate the sister or if they just blew her off.

JasonUMN 15

Monday 15 July 2013 9:09

On one side, all of your close friends and family were in the same place at one time for an easy announcement. On the other, it was really disrespectful to the deceased to make such an announcement at a celebration of their life.

BreynHope 11

Monday 15 July 2013 9:15

God awful timing. I'm so sorry about your loss. That's terrible :((

Juultje 8

Monday 15 July 2013 9:29

Wow... I'm sorry for your loss, OP...

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