Health: Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented...

By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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You deserved it 3 783

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Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 158

You deserved it 929

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 158

You deserved it 8 075

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 6 296

By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 610

You deserved it 733

By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 050

You deserved it 3 387

Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 881

You deserved it 5 400

By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 103

You deserved it 3 923

Concerned parent

By trying - 24/09/2023 22:30 - United States

Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 912

You deserved it 202

By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 026

You deserved it 24 114

By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 250

You deserved it 3 137

iheart655 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:35

youhr sister is a bitchh!!! :[

RustyGuns 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:18

I spose you went straight to the fridge?

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FMLmuchly 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:24

rofl at #21 however I've already seen this post before YDI for copying

olisykes_ 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:06

writing an fml isn't going to make you thinner. go out and exercise, fatass.

buggybeauty 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:01

what a bitch! fyl!

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Monday 10 May 2010 6:16

They probably did talk behind your back or will at some point. Especially when your sister brings up.

joshhhh14 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:51

YDI for being fat

lolkaela 6

Monday 31 December 2012 23:54

that's gotta hurt.

ph8eyerucker 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:44

Lose weight then, fat dumb bitch!!!

californianking1 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:54

Aren't your family members, hers as well! Or does she mean your inlaws?

Federgirl 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:05

Ohh sisterly love!

scottishoatmeal 22

Friday 12 February 2016 0:15

What a bloody shame . Don't listen to those bitches

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Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

I agree, your life sucks 433

You deserved it 121

Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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You deserved it 365

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Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 899

You deserved it 2 190

Today, I surprised my wife with a spa day during our mini vacation with the kids. I booked her a facial and mani/pedi at the resort, figuring I would take the kids while she relaxed. Her reaction? "I hate the spa. Why would you waste that money? I'm not going." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 491

You deserved it 773

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 22 389

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

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You deserved it 4 773

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 220

You deserved it 1 163

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 848

You deserved it 32 954

Same thing different taste

Backhanded

Picture perfect

Concerned parent

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