By smh - 27/06/2013 23:37 - United States - Milltown

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Flo Rida: the pinnacle of human creativity.

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RedNeckFamily 7

Is it bad that I just realized this also?

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Cazz91 21

I had to google Flo Rida to be honest because I rarely listen to music from the hip-hop, pop, rap, etc genre section. I listen to rock most of the time. I was reading this fml while thinking "who the hell is Flo Rida?" Now I know who he is and where he is from too thanks to this FML.

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perdix 29

#15, kinda, yeah. I wouldn't bring it up on a first date, you'll sound like an idiot. Your previous history of bedwetting is a topic that needn't be discussed either. Things I've heard on first dates: 1. "Vietnam and World War II are two names for the same war." 2. "My ceiling fan doesn't have a built-in electric motor." I asked how does it spin and she replied, "I pull the string."

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Enslaved 36

She sounds like a Wild One. Let her have that Good Feeling by thinking she got it Right Round and don't blow the Whistle and make her feel Low. :P

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cathyfang1533 12

I hope you never tell her about will.i.am, her brain might overload.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Hah she might explode with the realization.

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Enslaved 36

I'm from Miami, FL so it was easy for me to make the connection but I never expected it to be a surprise that no one else did. Especially if that's not the type of music you listen to. Now who's shocked that Cuba Gooding, Jr isn't Cuban? :P

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buckdharma 36

I know Caught up in the middle I cry, just a little When I think of letting go Oh no Gave up on the riddle I cry, just a little When I think of letting go Flo Rida?

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Rawr6591 21

I was overly excited when I made the connections for if you seek Amy so I don't blame her

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VeganVampyre 26

Oh Britney Spears... Brilliant lyrics, truly. That one confused me too, until I actually listened to the lyrics, then it's pretty obvious.

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sleepyglowstar 32

I'm 23, and from the uk I hasten to add. And I had no clue!

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bubble_burst 16

I saw them girls on TV but never thought these people actually live amongst us. Could I get her number please??

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perdix 29

She might completely burst with state pride if you let her know where Miami Sound Machine is from. Use such knowledge with caution.

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